![]() The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: For this one, you have to think of a fancy, unique name. This one comes with some planning and scheming, but ultimately it's not an awful plan.ĥ. Then, you bring it to the owner, who happens to be a single girl. Go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt a cat that looks like the missing cat. The Missing Cat: In this one, you figure out who's missing a cat. There's less work involved here, but your phone will NOT stop ringing.Ĥ. Then, you wait for girls to text or call you. The Call Barney Stinson: This play calls for going to a sports game and holding up a poster with your phone number on it. Definitely not original, but he'd get the sympathy vote for sure.ģ. The Ted Mosby: This is a play in which Barney dresses like Ted and tells girls he was left at the altar, showing them his ex-fiancee's engagement ring. I find this one clever and ridiculous because of the unnecessary costume and fake story. Approach the girl you're trying to impress, and explain that you're Amish and on your Rumspringa (rite of passage), and want to learn about the English before returning to your Amish lifestyle. Then, put on the most ill fitting suit you have, but no tie and wear suspenders instead of a belt. The Rumspringa: For our first play, one must grow a beard, then shave the mustache portion of the beard off. ![]() A few months after the wedding, he reveals to Greg that he has been colluding with the FBI, informing them of their illegal activities and had Greg arrested, completing his revenge. ![]() This fact explains why Barney never got arrested for many years for signing illegal contracts and papers, as blackmail for keeping his job. Unbeknownst to the company, Barney is secretly working for the FBI as an informant, with the intention of defeating his boss Greg Fisher, who stole his girlfriend, Shannon, many years ago. He is essentially the company's "fall guy", signing various documents and becoming responsible for any illegal activity. Barney's job is revealed in Unpause, where it is revealed that he has been responding honestly PLEASE is an acronym ("Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything") and Barney's job is being a legal scapegoat for his company's corrupt activities. Many strange events occur, such as Barney stating in The Possimpible that "actually doing things gets you fired", Marshall in The Goat finding a contract detailing the poisoning of the water supply in Lisbon, Portugal in Barney's office, and Barney in Last Cigarette Ever mentioning that the company might murder him one day because of how much he knows, or that he won't be fired but he may end up missing with teeth and fingertips removed in Mosbius Designs. This maintains the mystery of Barney's job throughout the series. Throughout most of the series, whenever Barney is asked what he did for a living by his friends (such as Marshall in Life Among the Gorillas and Lily in World's Greatest Couple), he dismissively answers "please". Barney Stinson's job has been a mystery throughout the series as whenever the gang asks about it, he only says, " Please", which would turn out to be an acronym for his actual job Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything at AltruCell Corporation and later in Goliath National Bank, meaning he was telling his job all along.
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